My Christmas Wishlist 2008

December 9, 2008

Hey Dear Santa,I’ve been good this year! I didn’t steal money from my mom’s wallet and refrained from kicking stray cats. I think I deserve something bulky for my Christmas stocking.

I want this better than the iPhone. The sliding QWERTY keyboard is so GG I can’t wait to get it and send GG Blasts to my friends!

I’ve spent something like P15,000 for the past two years on expensive headsets. I think it’s time to invest on wireless headsets. This SkullCandy Wireless looks lime-y yummy, don’t you think?


I love big plaid bags and I cannot lie! The red one’s from Topman, the black and white’s from Jansport.

It’s been a year since my last shoe purchase. I’m planning to wear this with the Adidas Philippine Flag Jacket. Lol.


I love hooded jackets. But not when people try to stuff trash when you’re not looking.



Shirts from Topman and Paul Frank. I included this for those who actually are planning to buy me Christmas gifts.

Happy Holiday Shopping, everyone!

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Oh Shit

July 14, 2008

 

 Sa bukid walang papel? Use ShitBox!  

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Bend And Snap

July 11, 2008

 This is my fourth (and my most expensive - P2200) headphones, and it snapped like a puny thin tree branch yesterday afternoon, as I pulled it off my head. I figured the damage was beyond SuperGlue, so I used my handy handkerchief as a headphone tourniquet. It kind of worked for a while, until I saw my reflection on the glass walls of our office: I looked like I was wearing a Blair Waldorf headband.  

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

June 2, 2008

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don’t press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

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Pad and Pencil

May 16, 2008

5:31 PM. Trying not to doze off while in a meeting, CEO seated right in front of me. Picked up a pencil and started doodling on my planner.

Maybe I should just make children’s books and be the next Beatrix Potter.
 

  

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bugITs:

hello there! thanks for dropping in my G-Wave…hehe

sid:

hi, dropping by.

rob:

hello!pwede po bang gamitin ang “candy/spearmint” theme sa wordpress platform?thanks po.

Lizeth:

exchange links po tau pede?

Lizeth:

no! im not totally moving. di ko naman iclose ung i.Ph ko. di ko kasi alam kung anong nangyri sa page ko. nagkagulogulo na. kainis eh! hehehehe. anyway visit ka dun minsan . hehehehe. gawa parin ako ng post sa i.ph! hehehe.

chris:

Sayang naman yung PR2 ko na blog e. HAHAHAHAHA Hindi pero nag-eexplore explore lang ako ng iba’t-ibang platform pero nakasanayan ko na rin yung i.ph na gamit so hindi ko isasara yung una kong blog. Thanks for visiting!

Kamlon:

EWW Music Of The Week

ely:

just visiting here. hehehe

Lizeth:

=) nice!

ely:

pwedeng pasali sa roll call. kapalit ng link sa blog mo. hehehe. stalker kasi ako dito ngayon eh.

rob:

visiting. :)

choco:

cool doodle! i rather draw quirky stuff than write my notes back in college..haha! Plaid bags iLike!

chris:

nice doodling! You should make post-it notes with your doodles on them.

purpleworm:

nice blog!
just leaving my marks here! c u around.. :-)

Kamlon:

hope to hear from you soon! i mean a new blog post

oxy2m:

ei.. nice bLOg! :)

pinayintheus:

nice blog! :D keep it up

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