Okay, refresher. What is a fire drill? A fire drill is when you’re sitting on your desk pretending to be busy when suddenly you hear a faint ( I swear I almost didn’t hear it) fire alarm and when you try to follow the annoying sound you see a man in an orange vest instructing you and your equally reluctant officemates to go down 27 flights of stairs on a hot summer afternoon.
In schools, fire drills are effective because 50% of the students obediently follow their teacher’s instructions, and the other half are more than happy to disrupt any learning process just to get out of their classrooms. Unfortunately, adults think differently. Adults are more like, "Oh, I’m not dumb, I know exactly what to do in case of fire, I am so beyond fire drills."
Exactly. In case of fire, scream and run for your own dear life.
brian: ano ka? we didn’t start the fire!
perry: wait, wala pa akong pinipirmahang waiver!
benny: (wala, wala syang sinabi)
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