Today’s lunch exploded inside the microwave. I knew switching from digital to the refer-to-above-picture was a terrible, terrible idea. Even monkeys would agree, it’s a lot easier to press 4 0 for 40 seconds than to estimate time in that stupid dial thingy.
Cleaning up the inside reminded me of horrible liposuction procedure photos. All four walls were covered with grease and small bits of pork. Eww eww eww.
Oh Lordy. Me and my bizaare office mishaps.
Hey, I’m writing again!